kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, F.R.I.E.N.D.S!!

jesslaughingalonewithnewleaf:

francounjamed:

why

why not

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

spermbanker:

Ok professor virgin