spermbanker:

Ok professor virgin

heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

Bill, what kind of sister would Kristen make?

Hader: A great sister. We kind of already have that relationship. When we get around each other, we’re just super-goofy. Yesterday we were on a plane together and we just sat and chatted. But then you can be like, “Okay, I’m gonna watch a movie now. Bye!”
Wiig: But then I tap him on the shoulder, like, “What are you going to have for breakfast?
Hader: “I’m going to have the turkey bacon quiche, ‘cause I don’t like my stomach.”

memeking69:

nearly had it andy

a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

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humanity has made great strides today

validx2:

lmao

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

Title: Take Me Away
Artist: Pinkslip
Played: 31147 times

fattrashqueen:

REMEMBER


arabellesicardi:

skinny people mad over nicki minaj’s lyrics, please multiply your feelings by 24/7 and then u will perhaps understand a little bit what thick girls may be going thru when your bodies are the ones that are served in stores, represented, desired and glorified……you can cope with 1 song not about u…………….we can do it together. i believe in u